NOT YOUR HAPPY DARKIE
a hyper masculine, very pretty bisexual female. INTJ (just like Hannibal Lecter, be warned). Identifies as black because black people are the closest thing we have to gods walking the earth
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  • "I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
    If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."
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  • situpsandfruitcups:

    Benefits of big hips:

    Laundry basket rest
    Yoga pants
    Tiny human rest
    Full size human rest
    Hip checking those who challenge you
    Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
    Model walk is 10x more dramatic
    Taking up more space
    Looking like a fertility goddess

    (Source: , via janinakoehl)

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  • cetaceas:

    *hears child crying* *takes birth control*

    (via galacticavapors)

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